How do you take your tea?

(sung to the melody, with variation, of "L-O-V-E" by Nat King Cole)

B is for the things he wants to Ban;

L is for the Libs who love this man;

A, well that’s for ACORN; neeeeed I even say more, n’

C’s for the Constitution, we have got to save it soon, n’

K is for the Koran he’s reading;

B-L-A-C-K is really not my thing!

(one more time!)

B is for the Birth Certificate he can’t produce, can he?

L is for the Law to whack my Granny;

A’s for ACORN again, so you don’t forget, friend, and

C’s for Communism, NOT the Founding Fathers’ vision!

K is for the way he thinks he’s King;

B-L-A-C-K is really not my thing!

(one more time!)

B’ for Borders that he won’t patrol;

L is for the Lenders on the dole;

A, shout out to ACORN, dabbling in kiddie porn,

and C’s for Competition,THAT’S the thing his program’s missin’

K is for the Kool Aid I’m drinking,

B-L-A-C-K is really not my thing!

It’s not my thing!

It just ain’t my thing!

Shoo be doo wah!