Sheriff of Nottingham Scene

I was going quietly into the night,

when the Sheriff of Nottingham came to fight;

he called to his officers, one by one.

and they showed me the business end of their guns;

I said, “Sheriff, what's this?  I’ve done nothing wrong,

I’m just finding the rhymes to the lines of my song!.”

And he said, “that don’t matter none; you’ll do time

you’ll be breaking rocks before the church bells chime!”